i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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