was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I have post one night stand depression
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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