don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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