i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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