I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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