guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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