U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
But theres a keg here and me gusta
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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