I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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