his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.