On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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