ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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