sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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