Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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