new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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