fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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