heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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