no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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