I think scott just propositioned me for sex
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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