yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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