you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We got so high we made milksteak
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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