On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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