nut hugger
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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