How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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