Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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