Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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