Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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