'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Enjoy the penises
Everclear isn't food dammit
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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