I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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