come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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