Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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