let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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