Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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