i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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