R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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