I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...