Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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