I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.