I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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