i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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