is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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