i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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