I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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