Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I need you to use more vowels.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
