I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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