I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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