Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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