i think my mom watched the whole time
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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