How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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