He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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