'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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