Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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