How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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