Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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