you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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