just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Your penis caused this!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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