i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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