i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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