yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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