The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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