Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves