how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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